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 No.470[Reply]

Sometimes I feel really sad about my life. I've never had a girlfriend, and I think I'm going to die alone. Advice, /z/?

 No.471

If you're white, you can just go fuck your cousin or something.

That is what white people do, yes?

 No.472

Life's short.

 No.473

direct thou attention to the educational post about picking up facebook chicks and you will be on your jolly way to your dick in someone's behind

 No.491

Girlfriends are for faggots



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 No.478[Reply]

Do YOU want to make America great again??
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 No.481

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>>480

There is only one true God and his name is Jesus Christ

 No.482

>>481

What about Mohammed

 No.483

>>482

3 And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;

4 And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:

5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.

 No.484

>>483

How about Mary?

 No.485

>>484
what about that shawty?



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 No.474[Reply]

http://www.returnofkings.com/72254/take-our-reader-survey-to-help-improve-rok

https://roosh4.wufoo.com/forms/s1jlgx880fugqpc/

The fucking faggots at this site are trying to run a survey.

Want to troll them? Post screenshots of your replies below.

 No.475

That will take a long time.



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 No.465[Reply]

Thoughts?

 No.466

like telling a fish not to walk on land

 No.467

bollocks to you

 No.469

The proper procedure for obtain women online is simply to send a huge collection of your most beautiful dickpics to females of interest. Then proceed to stick your dick into thy screen and fornicate with the computer screen while your mate is arriving



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 No.463[Reply]

Found the full video here http://ultrafiles.co/nickitape

 No.464

Man, I can't believe that a noble woman of color would be brought so low as to behave like an inbred European.

 No.468

Yes yes, it is quite a shame that such a fine bbh (big booty hoe) would have to stoop to the status of non-horsecocks, but fear not dear shawn, for the day when huge dicks and long wangs dominate the earth, lovely persons such as this noble woman will never need to conform to the needs of those below her.



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 No.459[Reply]

>At the start of college
>Not off to a good start, couldn't get classes I want
>Don't feel like doing shit
>Have a lot of time because I don't do homework or study
>I meet a cool grill in a class, qt3.14
>Seems motivated, makes me want to actually try
>Now it's three weeks into year, have been acing my exams and shit
>A tech company comes by, we both land internships
>Me and her go to celebrate
>Eat at this great Thai restaurant near campus
>I look into her eyes
>She looks into mine
>Just when it starts to get awkward, she says she loves me
>Okay, then…
>Have to get up, I tell her
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 No.460

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You must be an inbred.

 No.461

Cena's blows will fuck your mind
and Cena will fuck you in the ass

 No.462

>>461

That's an Irishman for you.



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 No.404[Reply]

 No.405

"If you believe you are white, and show white characteristics, that's good enough for me."

Almost politically correct.

 No.456

lol whites are all inbreds anyway lololololol

trololololololol

 No.457

this new sean is an imposter

 No.458

>>457

He's just some inbred probably.



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 No.433[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXRCAI7q8QY

Have you ever seen something so sexy that you were aroused beyond belief? Because I have, and sweet, sweet, pineapple cum it is good.

Pic unrelated.

 No.435

I watched this and I immediately was filled with the strong urge to masturbate. 69/69 would recommend.

 No.455

very sexi



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 No.449[Reply]

i want a buttboy and some pussi pls

 No.450

I see that the previously pussi obsessed young man has now expanded his horizons into the realm of male prostitution. good for you.

 No.451

>>450

HunkO-san is that a offer
i want to speak English with yu

 No.452

>>451
who are you people

 No.453

>>452

my name is dante

 No.454

While the idea of a generous offer is tempting, I am not able to comply with that request as I am currently visiting the great land of Cockwhoria visiting other cocks. Cheers



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 No.440[Reply]

So, it's been a while since this site was up. I can't believe I'd say this, but I actually kind of missed you degenerates.

 No.441

Ah lik' muckle butts 'n' cannae lie

 No.442

Likewise sir cocksleeve. dwelling in the brilliant lights of /z had brought comfort to our hearts and joy to our souls. may that light never fade into the butthole of the universe again.

 No.444

>>440

I almost was going to reply in kind if not for >>442.

 No.445

lighten' up ol chap



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