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I fuck so many sluts it's not even funny.


That's because it's sad.



Come to Ukraine and fuck girls with me



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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!


> and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

bless your heart



> superior Japanese games

you mean those games where you fuck a 13 year-old?


For shame.



Yeah, like you don't play that shit yourself. You seem like the type of degenerate to jack off to Boku no Pico.


What goes on in the bedroom between one or more consenting adults is not the business of the state!

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so, lowlif.es, I've been applying to colleges, and, well, I wrote a little essay about this website. I hope you like it…

There’s this place on the vast expanses of the internet called lowlif.es. I feel that I should explain the title primarily as it’s significance now will shine through later in my explanation. This is simple design, but the complexity of the content itself, created by anonymous users, lends the unique forum its bold attractiveness. “Fuck Sluts”, a doctrine in which I invest all my life’s belief is one of my life’s primary driving force.
The title, of course, is ironically denoting the intellectual (and sexual) prowess and swag of the community’s members, who bear usernames like “cocksleeve,” “sexbomb,” “Anonymous,” “abdul al-rahimi,” and “Richard Dawkins.” These people have been the nicest I have ever met online or otherwise. Their moral and social encouragement such as sexbomb’s question “Why do I have to see niggers everywhere I go?” has given my life meaning and purpose. It has made me question some things I see everyday, such as the number of African-Americans I see out on the street. The answer, provided by a member, to the original question was “birds of a feather flock together,” a reference to sexbomb’s Pakistani descent.
We have also learned about other cultures. A new poster, お椿々, who is an immigrant from Japan, came to us asking about sluts that he could perform an act called “bukkake” on. We learned that bukkake is performed in Japan, and is how the Japanese relate to each other. We also learned about African culture, and how Africans enjoy a dish known as “fried chicken,” which consists of taking the meat of a chicken and frying it in oil.

>continued in replies


The final thing I’ve learned about is conflict resolution: when a user expressed his love for East Asian pornography, he received backlash, saying that he “had shit standards.” When he replied with anger, cocksleeve swept in and reminded us of the original motto: fuck sluts. This reminded us of our common goal, to get laid, and everyone in the conflict was happy.

>brb submitting this to Harvard

>tfw lowlife changed my life


>Harvard reads your essay
"only nigger faggots get in"
>tfw rejected


> We have also learned about other cultures. A new poster, お椿々, who is an immigrant from Japan, came to us asking about sluts that he could perform an act called “bukkake” on.

How did I miss this shit?


by being a dumb piece of shit.

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Who does narufag get


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This fag


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he gets my giant ogre cock


that's pretty homosexual

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Daily reminder to fuck sluts.
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look at that ass



Rikka's ass is great.


I like sluts


You have no idea how hard my cock is right now.

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I have a cloaca


but if you are topologically a tube, can you still be a cocksleeve? wouldn't that be more of a cocktube?


I am aroused by this picture.

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>be me, shreking off
>start to cum
>Dick kind of hurts
>An onion pops out
>Chop up onion
>sautee chopped onion
>Go to work at hot dog restaurant
>put onions on chili cheese dog
>customers say it tastes delicious, ask what I did different

So, /z/, what have you done with your summer?


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fought degeneracy
ate hot do-…



This story aroused me.

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While I hate chinks, I admit that they make really good porn.


what the fuck? chink porn is lowest tier. you must have shit standards.


fuck you. i bet you wear your dick out fapping to tentacle porn every night.


fuck sluts

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Why do niggers have to be everywhere I go?


birds of a feather flock together


fuck you faggot


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Proud to introduce


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So much degeneracy from these dumb sluts.




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Heartfelt moment in a budding relationship


What do you expect from a dumb nigger?

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